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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4655 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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