come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!
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PassportPanicMC
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CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!
Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.
3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!
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NoWayInNebraskaMC
Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!
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MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.
Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!
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【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server
Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.
First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.
The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.
A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!
In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.
(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)
mc.gidroapple.ru
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CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!
Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!
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SochiSafetyCraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!
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SadSMPTravelz
Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!
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CraftyAirways – No flights until Monday!
lolz, so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz like, all the other servers are like sooo yesterday, ya know? like, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop, like how crazy is that?! and the best part is, you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers? it’s like a party down there 24/7, you gotta check it out!
plus, on this server, we have a special event every full moon where all the players turn into werewolves and have to hunt down the mods for extra loot. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with furrier participants!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Movie Vacation Fun Land
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.
so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.