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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3302 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 98 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.
so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
