Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!
Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.
But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.
The server has: pvp server, anarchy.
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| Trailer/Showcase | Watch Here |
|---|---|
| IP Address | mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported) |
| Discord | Join Here |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How old is the NostalgiaCraft community? | NostalgiaCraft is over 4 years old. |
| What is the world border size? | The server has a 300k x 300k world border. |
| Is there a dedicated server for NostalgiaCraft? | Yes, the server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X. |
| Are there any gameplay-enhancing plugins on the server? | NostalgiaCraft strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience without additional mechanics plugins like claims or McMMO. |
| Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? | No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is reserved for community members and is safe from stealing or PvP. |
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Refresh yourself on the rules before joining, and get ready to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all part of the fun! Previous threads can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
And get this, the admin is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. They have a pet dragon that guards the spawn area and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but without all the scurvy.
So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want a taste of the crazy, join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with creepers instead of soldiers. join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chaos reigns and peace talks always end in disaster.
don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join our server today and show off your skills in epic battles and daring rescues. who needs peace when you can have explosions and adventure? come join us now!
| Difficulty | Playing Style | Region | Age Requirement | Application | Members |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Normal/Hard | Similar to Hermitcraft | NA | 21+ | Required | 5 (Looking for 10-12) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed? | Only in a dedicated arena or with player consent |
| Are cheats allowed? | No, cheats are not allowed |
| Is griefing/cheating/duping allowed? | No, all of these are strictly prohibited |
| Is voice chat required? | No, but it is encouraged |
| How many members are you looking for? | Around 10-12 people |
| What kind of world will be created? | We will have a shopping district, nether hubs, and more big builds and events in the future |
| How can I join? | Complete the application form and join the required Discord |
| What if I can’t be active all the time? | Let us know if you’ll be inactive or won’t be playing anymore |
> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!
> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!
> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!
> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!
> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!
> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!
> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!