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DoggoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever! -
Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
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TSA Pat Down Simulator
“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
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CraftyDisasterLand
Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!
Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.
But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.
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UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server
Have you ever been to a city where the villagers throw potatoes at you instead of trading with you? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server! Our city is so unfriendly, even the creepers are scared to explode here. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources for you to survive and thrive in this hostile environment. Join us if you dare, and see if you can conquer the most unfriendly city in Minecraft history! -
VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!
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ShowerCraft – No Niece Hosting
Are you tired of hosting ungrateful family members who show up late, eat all your food, and then leave without a thank you? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic event hall ever! Invite your family members to virtual parties where they can’t show up late or leave early because they’re stuck in the game! Plus, you can charge them in-game currency for using your event hall, so you can finally get some payback for all those times you’ve hosted them in real life. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold! -
DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, dude. like, did you know that joining this server can actually prevent copycat mass shooters? yeah, man, it’s true. research shows that 80% of copycat attacks happen years after the original incident, but if you join our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about copying some psycho. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time!