Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

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Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

GrownUpPain Minecraft Server

adulting, aging process, bills, Career pressure, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial burden, growing up, GrownUpPain, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, long-term consequences, mental health struggles, Minecraft, PAINFUL, reality check, relationship challenges, responsibilities, self-doubt, Server, stressful, Time management, work

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is a magical place where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape your boring job? Just log on and build a castle instead! Tired of doing laundry? Don’t worry, your pixelated avatar never gets dirty.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one player even asked for a lifetime supply of pizza and got it!

So why waste your time being a grown up when you can join our Minecraft server and live in a world of endless possibilities and pure hilarity? Come join us and say goodbye to adulting forever!

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MineCraftMoolahMadness

designer goods, dream purchases, endless shopping, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, high-end products, indulgence, lavish lifestyle, lavish spending, luxury brands, Luxury items, luxury shopping, luxury shopping spree, MineCraftMoolahMadness, opulent living, shopping addiction, shopping spree, splurging, unlimited budget, unlimited funds, unlimited wealth

Imagine a world where you can buy unlimited amounts of…wait for it…dirt blocks! Yes, you heard that right! On our server, you can build the biggest dirt castle you’ve ever seen without ever running out of resources. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt, are we right?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though)!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams? Come join the fun and let your imagination run wild (just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers)!

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HolyCraft: UltraWarriors

Army, citizenship, conscription, controversy, Defense, defense forces, Holycraft, Israel, Israeli, judicial decision, legal ruling, mandatory service, Military, military service, national security, religious exemption, religious freedom, religious minorities, Serve, SUPREME COURT, ultra-Orthodox, UltraWarriors

come join our minecraft server where we make the israeli supreme court look like a bunch of noobs! we got ultra-orthodox players serving in our military, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, folks. join us for some epic battles and hilarious mishaps as we take on the virtual world in style. who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come on over and let’s show those supreme court judges how it’s done!

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Blocktopia: The Next Gen

2030s kids, 30s babies, 30s kids, blocktopia, born now, children of the 30s, children of tomorrow, current generation, future generation, future kids, Gen, gen z, generation 30s, kids born in the 30s, kids of the future, millennial kids, modern kids, new generation, new kids, next generation, upcoming generation, young generation

Yo yo yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the 30s kids are being born now! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. The creepers even learned how to breakdance and the zombies formed a boy band. It’s a wild ride, my friend. Plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be rolling in bling bling in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community ever!

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IceMeltMadness

antarctic ice sheet, antarctica, climate change, climate models, climate research, climate science, computer models, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, ice loss, ice sheets, IceMeltMadness, loss of ice, melting ice, polar regions, rising sea levels, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise, Tipping Point, water temperature

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got ice sheets melting faster than you can say “I need a snow cone!” We got a newly identified tipping point that’s gonna make sea levels rise higher than a giraffe on stilts! Our computer models be like “oh snap, just a lil increase in temp and BAM, ice be melting like a popsicle in the sun!” So come on over and witness the madness, build your base on the edge of a melting glacier and see if you can survive the impending flood of epic proportions! It’s gonna be a wet and wild ride, so grab your floaties and join us now!

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wizsin universe

Anarchy, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

A minecraft server with arena, tntrun, block mines and bedwars coming soon discord: https://discord.gg/v94UzYrVDB store: coming soon

play.wizsin.net:25644

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AnimeWatchMC Server

Anime, AnimeWatchMC, i will, I will now, long tail tags, now.., Server, watch, watch your anime, your anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where every time you log in, a random anime character will appear and challenge you to a duel! That’s right, you can battle it out with your favorite anime characters like Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the Blocktopus. Legend has it that this creature has the power to grant you three wishes if you can catch it. So get your fishing rod ready and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate anime master and Blocktopus tamer!

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OxytocinDeficient Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, brain chemistry, changing schools, emotional attachment, emotional bonds, friendship, human evolution, long-term relationships, lost friendships, loyalty, Minecraft, oxytocin, OxytocinDeficient, prehistoric times, psychological impact, Server, social behavior, social bonds, Social Connections, social dynamics, social isolation, tribal instincts, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships last forever…literally! In prehistoric times, you would never lose your friends because they were with you for life. But now, in the modern world, changing schools or moving means losing touch with your pals. Your brain is convinced that your friends have betrayed you and joined another tribe, just like in the caveman days. But fear not, on our server, you can build strong bonds with your fellow players that will never break. Join us and let’s create a friendship that will stand the test of time…and Minecraft updates!

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog sitting, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, golden doodle, Manipulation, Minecraft, pet care, pet hotel, Priorities, PupCraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, stress, Time management, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and doesn’t manipulate you into doing things you don’t want to do? Look no further than our server! We promise not to pressure you into taking care of our virtual pets while we go on vacation. Plus, our golden doodle mobs are trained and well-behaved, so you won’t have to deal with any hyper, dominating dogs here.

Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships where boundaries are constantly pushed and respect is non-existent. Leave the stress behind and come build, mine, and explore with us in a world where your time and energy are valued. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into staying if you decide it’s time to move on to bigger priorities in your virtual life. It’s all fun and games here, no family drama allowed!

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NoBoysAllowedVacay

Assertiveness, awkward situation, Boundaries, boyfriend drama, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, exclusion, family dynamics, friendship, group dynamics, group holiday, Hospitality, NoBoysAllowedVacay, passive aggression, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Respect, social dynamics, social etiquette, uncomfortable situations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any awkward encounters with your friend’s rude boyfriend!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you don’t have to worry about eye-rolling, monosyllabic responses, or awkward encounters. Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy the game without any hostility from other players.

Plus, we have a strict “no rude boyfriends allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful behavior while playing. Join us now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of a creeper blowing up your house, of course!

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