come join our epic minecraft server where the number of canadians travelling to the U.S. has PLUMMETED cuz they’re all too busy playing on our server DUH. you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos we have going on here. we’ve got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community so lit you’ll forget about real life. plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll never wanna leave. so come join us and be part of the madness. who needs america when you’ve got our server, amirite?
-
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
-
TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.
if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.
don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!
-
Nope, Creeper Country!
Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!
So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.
-
Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!
Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?
-
Tourist Soaked Server
LOL come join our minecraft server where we spray visitors with water guns like in Barcelona! Our residents are protesting the crazy amount of tourists by soaking them in water! It’s a wet and wild time on our server, you won’t believe the chaos! Join now for a splash-tastic adventure!
-
MedellinMayhemCraft
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your boredom! we have 29 tourist deaths and alarm bells going off like crazy in medellín, but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun!explore our city filled with danger and excitement, where you never know what might happen next. maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or get chased by a pack of angry llamas.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up! join now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, chaotic world. just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword handy. you never know when a zombie might try to sneak up on you!