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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6179 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5909 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
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