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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the number of canadians travelling to the U.S. has PLUMMETED cuz they’re all too busy playing on our server DUH. you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos we have going on here. we’ve got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community so lit you’ll forget about real life. plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll never wanna leave. so come join us and be part of the madness. who needs america when you’ve got our server, amirite? -
MapleCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if you could travel to a minecraft server instead of the U.S. eh? well guess what, now you can! come join our server and escape the boring real world for a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures.why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, throwing diamonds at unsuspecting newbies.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and color wherever they go. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. who needs canadian leisure travel when you can have all this right at your fingertips? eh?
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Sky High Survival
so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u! -
BrownCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where the tables have turned and whites are now slaves for browns! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games (we swear). And get this, the whole thing was orchestrated by the jews! Who knew they had such a sense of humor, right?Join us for a wild ride of role-playing and absurdity as you navigate through a world where the unexpected is the norm. Build your own empire, form alliances, and maybe even overthrow the system (if you’re feeling rebellious).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.
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UniGradGamer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the real world already? Looking for a way to escape the monotonous grind of job hunting and adulting? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).
And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?
So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).
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HugCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the awkward family hugs and kisses and dive into a world of blocky adventures!Join us and say goodbye to those uncomfortable moments when your dad’s wife jumps on you for a hug that lasts way too long. Here, the only thing jumping on you will be friendly Minecraft mobs, ready to help you on your quest to build the ultimate blocky empire.
No more tantrums thrown over refusing kisses, just pure, unadulterated fun as you explore our server and make new friends. And don’t worry, our virtual hugs are strictly PG-rated and come with no strings attached.
So come on in and leave behind those invasive questions about your dating life, because on our server, the only thing we’re interested in is helping you craft the perfect gaming experience. Join now and let the adventures begin!
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SpeedyCraft: Ticket Lane
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go fast and stuff? well on this server, if u aint speedin’ in the passin’ lane, u gonna get a speedin’ ticket from the minecraft cops! they be watchin’ u like hawks, ready to pounce on any slowpokes. so if u wanna avoid them pesky tickets, u better join our server and put the pedal to the metal!we also got this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a biker gang and now they roam the server, causin’ chaos wherever they go. they ride around on motorcycles made out of TNT and leather armor, blowin’ up anything in their path. but if u join our server, u can join forces with them and become a part of the most explosive gang in all of minecraft!
oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, that’s right. zombies, skeletons, even the ender dragon, they all come to get down on the dance floor. and if u join our server, u can be the DJ and spin some sick beats for all the mobs to groove to.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life!
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CzechCraft ChromoRevolution
genetic material, cutting-edge technology, ChromoRevolution, cellular structure, scientific breakthroughYo, dudes and dudettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, these Czech scientists, they like, totally revolutionized the game, man. They discovered some crazy method to show us the first ever images of chromosome structure in Minecraft.I know, right? Like, who even thinks of that stuff? But hey, now we can like, build our own chromosome structures in the game and stuff. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. Plus, there’s like, special quests where you gotta find rare chromosomes hidden in the world.
So come on, join the fun and let’s get chromosomin’!
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Kings land mc
PVP Dungeons Survival Community Cooperation Competition Thrill Skills Raid Dynamic Engaging Foes Liveliness Supportive Atmosphere Lasting Challenge Immersive Environment Newcomers, LifeSteal, Survival, Earth, Cross-PlayWelcome to Kingsland, your ultimate 24/7 lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging environment where every moment counts. Battle formidable foes, raid challenging dungeons, and test your survival skills in a server that never sleeps. Our community thrives on cooperation and competition, ensuring a lively and supportive atmosphere for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join us now and see how long you can last with the thrill of lifesteal at your fingertips!
play.kingsland.fun:30004
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KivistoCraft
Kivistöcraft is a Finnish survival Minecraft server designed mainly for the residents of Kivistö. Here you can play with people nearby and find new friends. Kivistöcraft also works partially like the Anarchy servers, that is, anyone can build anything, anywhere. Or destroy anything, anywhere, i.e. the community is free to influence the events of the server.
We also have our own texture pack with a bit of local humor, and a high-quality anticheat to prevent excessive damage. In other words, all external hacked clients are banned on the server for the sake of playing as evenly as possible.
188.42.41.94