Travel Security MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyColombiansUSnoborders

travel security, Safety Measures, travel guidance, World Bank, travel alert

so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?

oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?

so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

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Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

Haven, Travel Guidelines, Is it Safe?, safe travel, travel checklist

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

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Nope, Creeper Country!

dangerous country, dangerous places, dangerous destinations, unsafe countries, Country

Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.

Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!

So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.

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MindCraft: Brain Banter

non verbal, Cognitive, comprehension, Mental, Brain

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Europe, inked, U.S, Mislabeled, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Lucky, marrying her., PIXEL, small bathtub, Kabukicho

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

self hate, self-doubt, self compassion, self-perception, Invisibility

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

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CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

Girlfriend, paint, artwork, Jerk, Print

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

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MineTimeMachine

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

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