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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1682 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.