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  • Trump’s Fingerprint Fun Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Fingerprint Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it.

    first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?

    and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.

    so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

    also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the number of canadians travelling to the U.S. has PLUMMETED cuz they’re all too busy playing on our server DUH. you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos we have going on here. we’ve got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community so lit you’ll forget about real life. plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll never wanna leave. so come join us and be part of the madness. who needs america when you’ve got our server, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if you could travel to a minecraft server instead of the U.S. eh? well guess what, now you can! come join our server and escape the boring real world for a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, throwing diamonds at unsuspecting newbies.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and color wherever they go. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. who needs canadian leisure travel when you can have all this right at your fingertips? eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Pandemic Escape

    Blocky Pandemic Escape

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.

    Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFlyZoneCraft

    NoFlyZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with pesky airlines and long security lines? Join our Minecraft server and travel to epic virtual worlds without ever leaving your couch! Our server is equipped with magical teleportation powers that will have you zipping around like a wizard on a broomstick. Say goodbye to cramped airplane seats and hello to unlimited exploration in the comfort of your own home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon magic. Join forces with them to defeat the evil Chicken Overlords and reclaim your rightful place as ruler of the land. With their help, you’ll be able to build the most epic bacon fortress the world has ever seen.

    So why waste time and money on expensive flights when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let your wildest dreams take flight…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBalticFun

    CraftyBalticFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?

    Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyColombiansUSnoborders

    CraftyColombiansUSnoborders

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

    first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?

    oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?

    so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

    SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobNationCraft

    NoobNationCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like this insane roommate situation.

    Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of international travel without any pesky visa restrictions! Just like our roommate from India who can’t enter the US, you’ll have the freedom to roam wherever you please in our virtual world.

    But beware, just like the tension between roommates, things can get heated in our server too. You might find yourself in a heated argument over who gets to build the next epic castle or who gets the last diamond block.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a roommate squabble, join us now! Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP