BlockOff: No Visit Zone!

Visit, travel advice, countries to skip, travel preferences, Zone

🌍 💥 Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server in the galaxy! Forget your typical biomes—this place is a dimension-warping, pixel-powered wonderland! 💥 🌍

Why bother with boring countries when you can join a server that literally has NO interest in “traveling” anywhere? We’ve got everything from haunted pixelated pyramids that spontaneously combust to a swamp where every single block sings Taylor Swift!

Outrageous Reasons to Join:

Creeper Karaoke Nights: Every Friday, talented creepers take the stage to belt out their emotional ballads. Warning: it’s both explosive and tear-jerking!
The Great Enderman Fashion Show: Ever wanted to see Endermen strut their stuff in haute couture? We’ve got them rocking everything from blocky tuxedos to avant-garde dresses made of obsidian!
The Legendary Fight of the Forgotten Fish: Join our special event where players don diving gear and face off against a 400-foot-tall Behemoth Pufferfish that shoots fireworks. It’s said that the last player standing will receive a diamond crown… and a very confused-looking fish soulmate.
The International Griefing Olympics: Ever dream of tossing TNT like it’s confetti? Join our regularly scheduled international events where you can unleash your inner gremlin! Countries from all over the multiverse compete for the title of “Most Ingenious Griefer.”
Real-Life Survival Experience!: We’ve trained our server’s villagers to throw actual vegetables at players who dare to ignore their trades. Nothing like a potato to remind you of the risks of ignoring the local economy!
The Infinite Enchantment Overload: Tired of getting just a “silk touch” on your newbie tools? Join us and find out what happens when you enchant a sword to have TOO MANY effects. Spoiler alert: You might just accidentally create a black hole!

So why would you ever visit a landlocked country with no pixelated wonders when you could dive into this nonsensical paradise? Forget ordinary travel—join us to kickstart your Minecraft adventures in absolute chaos and hilarity! 🎉✨🌈

Come for the blocks, stay for the blockbusters!

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

travel aversions, smp, travel no-gos, travel blacklist, travel restrictions

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

NoHotVacay4Me

compromise, risk assessment, health risk, sun sensitivity, temperature preferences

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cooler than a cucumber? Look no further, because our server is as chill as an ice cube in Antarctica!

Join us and escape the scorching heat of other servers, where the temperature can reach a blistering 30C (gasp!). Our server stays cool and breezy, with temperatures ranging from a refreshing 15-20 degrees.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive immunity from any virtual sunburns or skin cancer risks. That’s right, our server comes with built-in sunblock to protect you from any harmful rays.

So why risk your health on other servers when you can play in comfort and safety on ours? Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re overreacting, because here, your health and well-being come first. Join now and experience the coolest Minecraft server around!

PhysioRideCraft

evolutionary pressure, Evolution, Brains, evolutionarily selected, MOUNT

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Violence prevention, worldwide, Abuse, global estimates, statistics

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

buttoncraft server Minecraft

Survival, Auto-mine, Server, private auto mine, Minecraft

Landish craft is a survival server with a private auto mine, albeit empty

45.93.200.19:25573

Eternal Wasteland

3-year-old map, Vanilla, Always Anarchy, Sister Server, eternalwasteland.com

Eternal Wasteland – Full Anarchy – No Bans – Custom Enchants – 3-year-old map – Always Anarchy – Never Vanilla – Sister Server is Full Anarchy – eternalwasteland.com

eternalwasteland.com

BAMA Modern Warfare, where even the blocks are armed and dangerous! No kids allowed.

Kids, Nation building, modern firearms, WARFARE, strict rules

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	BAMA Modern Warfare
Opening Date:	6/20
Owner:	MrNogan
Co-Owner:	Glister
Server Type:	Geo Pol server set in the modern age/near future

Features:

🔫 WW2 to Modern Arsenal
✈️ Aerial Dominance
🚢 Naval Warfare
🚀 Space Exploration
🏗️ Nation Building
📜 Strict Rulebook

Join our Discord server here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the opening date of the BAMA Modern Warfare server?	The server is opening on 6/20.
Who is the Owner and Co-Owner of the server?	MrNogan is the Owner and Glister is the Co-Owner.
What is the theme of the server?	It is a Geo Pol server set in the modern age/near future.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a wide range of features including WW2 to Modern Arsenal, Aerial Dominance, Naval Warfare, Space Exploration, Nation Building, and a Strict Rulebook.
Is there a Discord server for the BAMA Modern Warfare server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

HonkaiCraft Server – All Aboard the Star Rail

Redeemable Codes, Light Cone Banners, Rail, Cowboy’s Got Business, Honkai

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and unexpected twists!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky! It’s a crazy, wacky place where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and mythical creatures that will challenge your survival skills. Will you be able to conquer the Ender Dragon while riding a llama? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WageSlaveCraft Minecraft Server

Back to work, trailer living, family, hate, apartment

Are you tired of being a slave to your ungrateful overlords? Do you dream of escaping the clutches of your RV prison and living a life of freedom and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the shackles of your oppressive living situation. Build your own virtual paradise, where you are the master of your own destiny. No more 50-hour work weeks, no more ungrateful bosses, just endless possibilities and fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the ruler. No more being treated like dirt by your so-called “family”, here you are the king or queen of your own domain. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living the life you truly deserve!

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