Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

adult independence, AITA, Allowedstrongp, Assertiveness, childhood experiences, Communication Issues, cultural disrespect, emotional baggage, family dynamics, family travel conflict, guilt trips, international travel, mobs, mother-daughter relationship, negative parent, personal boundaries, personal growth, pstrongMinecraft, self-care, Server, travel alone, travel plans, trip expectations, vacation stress

🎉 Welcome to Screaming Llamas Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

Feature	Description
Casual Lava Swims	Get your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless Parrots	Parrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing Sandwich	Lost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone Wild	Enjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible Ducks	They quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With Cats	Did you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

BlockyDrama: Family + Friend?

BlockyDrama, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, couple conflicts, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, expressing feelings, family, family trip, Friend, girlfriend dilemma, importance of planning, intimacy in relationships, invited friend, meeting family, moral dilemma, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship challenges, travel plans, understanding partner

🚀 Welcome to the Chaotic Quagmire of Family Adventure’s Harbor! 🌌

Every pixel whispers hidden truths as you venture into the carnivalesque chaos of family dynamics and social intrigue! Here, every block is a turn in a spiraling nightmare—or a heartfelt reunion; who knows? ☠️

Where Dreams and Nightmares Collide 🌀

Are you ready to challenge your very perception of reality? A portal into the universe’s shadiest family gatherings awaits you! Indulge in confusion as you explore the twisted paths of relationships that could lead you to either familial bliss or complete anarchy!

Will you join your beloved in sharing the sacred ground of your past, or did you just invite a specter of chaos? The choice is yours!

Unraveling Secrets and Hilarious Misunderstandings 🔍

Feature: Whirlwind Invitations 💌 Your partner might just summon their childhood friend (without asking you) to join your family reunion! Imagine the horror: a ‘spontaneous guest’ crashing your nostalgic 5-hour drive! What could possibly go wrong?
Statistical Insight: Apparently, 75% of family turbulence arises from unexpected guests. Did YOU invoke “The Third Wheel” just by letting your friend babysit your emotions?

Testimonials from the Unfortunate 💔

"I didn’t think my life could go to hell so quickly until I logged onto this server." — User12345 "My Minecraft boyfriend invited his ex to our block party, and honestly, I sent him to the Nether." — GamerGal99

The Art of Dissonance 🎭

Imagine! You’re building a cozy house, only to realize your girlfriend’s secret friend has not only moved in but also taken over your crafting table! That mushroom stew you cherished? Now it’s a concoction of anger and misunderstanding!

In-Game Legends: The Tale of the Uninvited Guest 📜

Long ago, in a realm not far from here, a traveler brought forth a guest to meet the elders of a village. Little did they know, this stranger would unravel the very fabric of their peaceful existence. Tales say that not acknowledging an uninvited companion could lead to cursed griefers haunting your builds!

Could this server be a cautionary tale? Or the gateway to your greatest adventure?

What You May Find Here 🏰

Beware of the Third-Wheel: They say this ghostly figure derails intimate moments—beware!
Conspiratorial Floaters: Are your friends really friends? Or mere figments, like your sanity?
Secret Features of Dread: Engage in feelings of paranoia as you question, "Who really is here, and why?!"

FAQ (Answers that won’t truly help) ❓

Q: Why should I bring my friends? A: Only the brave can transform awkward into adventure!
Q: What if I think I might ‘overreact’ to the chaos? A: Welcome to the club! May your tears harden into bricks!

A Call to Join the Madness! 🤡

🌟 INVITE YOUR FRIENDS! But, be warned: you may lose yourself in the drama of hidden agendas and pixelated heartbreak!

Dare to forge your destiny in Family Adventure’s Harbor, where each block laid is a decision grappling with the echoes of familial expectations! 🎲 Will you emerge victorious or will you find solace in blocks of chaos? 🧩

Your adventure awaits, and the vortex is pulling you deeper… Will you embrace the madness? Join now! 🌪️

CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay

CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay, expensive trip, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial sacrifices, financial strain, financial stress, milestone birthday, partner disagreement, partner expectations, personal spending, relationship dynamics, saving for the future, shared expenses, travel accommodations, travel budget, travel conflicts, travel decisions, travel expenses, travel plans, travel priorities

Are you tired of feeling like an ATM instead of a partner? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about financial arguments with your partner. No more debates about who should pay for what trip – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And guess what? We have a special event where you can celebrate your virtual dad’s 90th birthday in style! Build him a virtual cake, throw him a virtual party, and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until you log off).

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your partner blowing up your budget. Let’s build a world where financial arguments don’t exist, and the only thing you need to save up for is that diamond armor. See you there!

AmericaVsJapan Minecraft Server

America program, AmericaVsJapan, best friend fallout, communication breakdown, conflicting priorities, exam season, financial constraints, friendship dilemma, future goals, high school pact, individual goals, Japan trip, long distance friendship, loyalty debate, Minecraft, mutual friends, parental expectations, personal growth, senior year, Server, study abroad, tough decision, travel plans

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your friendships!

Just like the OP, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could potentially ruin relationships with your friends. Will you choose to go on an epic adventure to Japan with your bestie, or will you ditch them for a study program in America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences!

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal, drama, and friendship all in one Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Wanderlust SMP: Travel & Build

Adventure, bucket list, BUILD, culture, Dream destination, Escapade, escapism, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, Journey, SightSeeing, smp, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

OMG guys, like if I could travel anywhere in the world right now, I would totally go to this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, they have the craziest builds and the most insane players you will ever meet. I heard that they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a rumor that the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens! Can you imagine mining for diamonds with a chicken alien? It’s like a dream come true, bro. So yeah, forget about traveling the world, come join this Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! #ChickenAlienDiamondsLavaCoasterFTW 🐔💎🌋🎢

StayAwaySteve’s Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, friendship, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, Hosting, hosting guests, living arrangements, partner dynamics, personal space, room sharing, roommate dynamics, Server, StayAwaySteves, travel expenses, travel plans, Visit, weekend getaway, weekend plans, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience. Just like this one time when a player built a giant tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse and create a crater that swallowed up half the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles and rivalries you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a single block of dirt for hours on end, with spectators placing bets on who will emerge victorious. It’s like a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and insane antics. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

SoloVentures Minecraft Server

breaking promise, budget travel, concrete plans, financial situation, flexible schedule, friend betrayal, hostels, Japan trip, luxury hotels, Minecraft, personal goal, Preparations, saving up, selfish friend, Server, social media, solo experience, SoloVentures, structured tours, student loans, travel plans, traveling solo

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal goals and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a solo trip to Japan – you get to explore, build, and conquer on your own terms! 🏯💰

Join us and experience the freedom of traveling (mining) alone without anyone trying to guilt trip you into changing your plans! 🚀✨ Plus, our server is budget-friendly, just like staying in hostels while backpacking through Japan! 💸🎒

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – come to our server and build your own adventure! And remember, real friends support your decisions, even if it means they can’t join you on your journey to diamond-filled lands! 💎🤝

So if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to enjoy some quality Minecraft time, join our server now! Who needs luxury hotels and structured tours when you have a whole virtual world to explore? 🌍🎮 #SoloTripToJapanServer #BuildYourOwnAdventure #NoGuiltTrippingAllowed

BabyShowerDramaCraft

baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, cancel plans, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting schedules, de-escalation, difficult conversations, emotional response, event planning, Expectations, friendship, Hormonal, long distance friendship, maid of honor, MOH, Pregnancy, Respect, travel plans, Understanding, wedding conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of canceling plans for a baby shower? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for drama, hormones, and scheduling conflicts galore!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of trying to plan a baby shower in between weddings, events, and demanding jobs. Will you be able to de-escalate the situation and make it to the baby shower on time? Or will you be caught in the crossfire of hormonal comments and scheduling mishaps?

With outrageous stories like these happening on the daily, our Minecraft server is the place to be for drama, laughs, and unexpected twists. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate baby shower showdown!

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream destinations, dream vacation, exotic locations, Explore, globe-trotting, Minecraft, must-see places, next year, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, TravelingBucketList21, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust destinations

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

SimplyMC

Survival

Minecraft, as it was meant to be!

SimplyMC takes it back a notch. No endlessly confusing plugins, complicated mods or pointless recruitment process here! Just join n’ play. The server is run entirely on a trust basis with a very “hands-off” administrative approach. The server is what the community make of it.

Rules? Yeah… We’re not a fan of them either. Don’t worry, we have only 2. 1. Behave as an adult. 2. No griefing. 3. No Hacked/Modded Clients

If you’re here to troll, abuse others and generally interrupt others enjoyment then you’re not welcome! All players have access to powerful “Core Protect” logging to find out who broke what blocks and who took what from which chests/dispenser/droppers/etc! Just type “/co i” to enable/disable this inspector mode. Be it mass griefing or petty theft of a few items, it’s not okay and you will be removed and your damage rolled back. Whilst basic graphic enhancement mods are fine (ie. Optifine, Shaders, etc.), “Hacked” clients or any mods that provide an advantage over others aren’t permitted.

join.simplymc.net:40000

Qdreamw.ml

Server IP: 23.88.73.11:26940

23.88.73.11:26940

Ulyssescraft

Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Ulyssescraft is a family friendly server, built by an amazing community of very talented builders and players. The server runs on 1.20 with a few light “nice to have” plugins. The community holds events to bring people together and it encourages members of all ages to come and play! It runs in Survival hard mode!

45.85.250.88:29665

BulgarianSMPgg

Survival

SMP/RolePlay Minecraft Server Discord https://discord.gg/UB2CxFyV You can login

BulgarianSMPgg.aternos.me

Konoha.4minecraft.de

Hello and welcome to our new server, [Konoha.4minecraft.de]Our server is a survival server where you can build and farm as you please. We have a sophisticated shop system with a money system.How can you earn money with us: We have 2 jobs… namely the miner and the woodcutter, but there will be more to come in the near future.In our shop you can buy anything you like, such as armor, tools and even simple building materials.There will be weekly events where the server admins will reward places 1-5 with in-game cash.We have our own Discord, the link will be recorded below at the end of the performance. It will still be structured and ordered with different ranks.We also have our own website where you can get an idea of the spawn. This link is also marked below.We would like to welcome some new players because this server is relatively new… and we have regained our love for this game and just want to build our own little world together with you.Most of the time one of the admins will always be online or at least reachable on Discord.Of course, the server is always updated to the latest versions so that there are no complications in the game.You can find the rules of the server at the spawn directly behind you… and they are also listed again on Discord so that there are no annoyances.We hope we were able to bring the server a little closer and give you a nudge in our direction.We as admins can protect your houses or buildings, but you have to contact us or write to us privately on discord etc and ask. If one of us is online, this is done immediately.

Neu:

Creative World

Our links:Server IP: Konoha.4minecraft.deDiscord: https://discord.gg/25jcuezAWebsite: https://konoha-minecraft-server.webnode.at

EuerzLemonyBxeKay

Konoha.4minecraft.de

ReallyProject Minecraft server

Clans, Economy, Grief, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Survival

The best copy of ReallyWorld 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 come to us!

mc.reallyproject.ru

LushSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

LushSMP is a Survival Minecraft server that is based around Economy and towns, trust teammates make friends and fight enemy’s! -Version 1.18.2 -Claims -Content creator ranks – Public -Java -Mob bosses -Vote crates And more! Ip: LushSMP.net

94.130.93.227

TSC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Heya guys Unger here, as part of the TSC community, the server is running on 1.19 and its plugin based on java, its free to join in. we have claims and a growing community and streamers to stream on the server.

mc.playtsc.com

Callistomc smp

Community, Lgbt, Multiplayer Survival, smp

Welcome to CallistoMC SMP! A place where you can relax with a friendly community and play some survival Minecraft.

CallistoMC is a new survival server with plugins like essentials and voting. We also have timed rank-up system, the more you play, the higher you rank! (You even get prefixes with each rank!)

51.222.225.96:25586

7Cubes – Classic Minecraft server

Mob Arena

This is a Classic from 7Cubes and I have to say it is truly a classic.

Here you will find everything you need to enjoy playing vanilla Minecraft.

Classic is a server with history. Once upon a time there were many of us. Has anyone ever been bored? And when the players started to get bored, we held events. Some screenshots have survived to this day!

So, if you are looking for a classic Minecraft server, then 7Cubes Classic is what you need!

Join and start playing today!

travel plans

🎉 Welcome to *Screaming Llamas* Minecraft Server! 🎉