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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9969 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 367 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 216 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1162 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
