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MehTouristSpotMC SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

CityDisappointCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old cities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and visit our city that is anything but disappointing! Our city is filled with flying pigs, rainbow roads, and talking trees. You’ll never want to leave this magical place where the buildings are made of candy and the sun shines with the power of a thousand diamonds. So say goodbye to boring cities and hello to the most mind-blowing city you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	8250
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Potions Brewed:	122
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ores Mined:	1528	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	9982
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3849	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2597	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Votes:	9010	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	120
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4157
Crops Grown:	1725	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!