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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2398 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.