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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2115 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1725 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7477 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.