traumatic experiences Minecraft Servers

traumatic experiences Minecraft Servers

  • Boyfriend’s Kingdom 1.21.1

    Boyfriend’s Kingdom 1.21.1
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4429 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like, totally lit, like a fireball in the sky! Join us if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, like this chick who had a boyfriend but decided to go all cray-cray and talk about murdering children. Like, what even is reality anymore?

    But hey, on our server, you can unleash all your wildest fantasies without actually harming anyone! Build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual pals. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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  • TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server

    TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5801
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2357 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we turn trauma into trigger happy fun times! ever wanted to shoot your way out of a bad childhood? well now you can with our heightened threat sensitivity feature! forget building, just grab a gun and start blasting away at anything that moves! who needs therapy when you have firearms, amirite? join now and let your traumatic past shape your trigger-happy future!

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  • Movie TraumaCraft

    Movie TraumaCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4359
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5985 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Items Found: 3692
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

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  • ParentalPwnage

    ParentalPwnage
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3567
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents grounding you for no reason? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where parents can’t tell you what to do! No more curfews, no more chores, just endless fun and freedom! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief you’ll get into. Join now and say goodbye to parental control forever!

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  • MineCraftStressFest

    MineCraftStressFest
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6225
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

    Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

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  • CraftyClassroomCraziness

    CraftyClassroomCraziness
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 400
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Star Shards Collected: 56
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Magic Items Found: 5547 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8486
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 244
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

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  • CreepyCreeperCraft

    CreepyCreeperCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6482
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9330
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

    Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

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  • CraftyCatastrophe

    CraftyCatastrophe
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4481
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2149
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing you’ll experience is from our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper! He loves to sneak up on unsuspecting players and blow up their creations for a good laugh. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Looking for a challenge? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been known to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting.” Grab a saddle and a stick and ride your trusty sheep into battle against other players. The last sheep standing wins a lifetime supply of wool and the admiration of all the other players.

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have exploding creepers, dance battles with dragons, and sheep jousting? It’s the worst time of your life, but in the best way possible!

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  • TraumaCraft SMP: WorstEverEvent

    TraumaCraft SMP: WorstEverEvent
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Towns Built: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!

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  • RichPplProbzMC SMP

    RichPplProbzMC SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3596
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having to choose between diamond or netherite armor because you can’t afford both? Do you struggle to find a spot in your overflowing chest for all your enchanted golden apples? Are you constantly being bombarded with gifts from adoring fans because your builds are just too epic? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which mansion to log off in each night! Join us and live the life of luxury in a world where even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this diamond-encrusted opportunity!

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  • PixelCrushers

    PixelCrushers
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7093
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Magic Items Found: 6414
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Farms Harvested: 721 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for players who appreciate non-sexual qualities! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one player who joined and never looked back.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server while searching for a place to showcase their love for non-sexual qualities. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a magical unicorn who led them on a quest to find the rarest non-sexual qualities in the land. From kindness to creativity, this player embarked on an epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, non-sexual attraction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Non-Sexual Quality Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like the Friendship Marathon and the Compassion Cart Race. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hugs and high-fives!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates the beauty of non-sexual qualities in the most ridiculous and fun way possible, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyCommiesLOL

    CraftyCommiesLOL
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6380
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than russia losing 590,920 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022? well, u came to the right place! our server is so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cute lil’ bunny!

    join us if u wanna see pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow! we’ve got more diamonds than steve can count, and more nether fortresses than u can shake a stick at!

    come on down to our server and u might just witness a battle between a dragon and a wither, or see a zombie riding a chicken like it’s nobody’s business! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • The Chaos Chronicles: The Misadventures of a Full-sized Anarchic PVP World with All the Mods 10.

    The Chaos Chronicles: The Misadventures of a Full-sized Anarchic PVP World with All the Mods 10.
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3029
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

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    Chaos Chronicles – Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Chaos Chronicles – Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server Running ATM10 Modpack V0.30

    Tired of servers that wipe out all your hard work after a few months? Welcome to Chaos Chronicles, a survival anarchy server where the only rule is… there are no rules.

    We’re running the ATM10 (All the Mods 10) modpack, version 0.30, on a full-sized Minecraft world. Whether you want to build, destroy, explore, or dominate, Chaos Chronicles is the place for you.

    Why did I create this server? Simple: I wanted a world that will last. No resets, no interruptions—just pure, unfiltered survival anarchy. Here, your actions have consequences that will stand the test of time.

    I’ll be keeping the server updated with important additions and fixes as they come from the All the Mods team, ensuring the best experience for everyone involved.

    Temporary Connection Address: ChaosChronicles.playminecraft.online

    Discord: https://discord.gg/kn234mxpz5

    Let the chronicles of chaos begin.

    FAQ
    Q: Are there any rules on Chaos Chronicles? A: No, there are no rules on Chaos Chronicles. It’s a survival anarchy server where anything goes.
    Q: How often does the server world reset? A: The server world does not reset on Chaos Chronicles. Your creations will last indefinitely.
    Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? A: While there are no specific rules against cheats or hacks, their usage is at your own discretion and may affect your gameplay experience.
    Q: How can I report an issue or suggest a server improvement? A: You can join our Discord server and share your feedback with the community and server administrators.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server? A: Yes, PvP is allowed on Chaos Chronicles. Be prepared to defend yourself and your creations against other players.

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  • HateCraft Minecraft Server

    HateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4085
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Villages Defended: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter and ridiculous shenanigans. We don’t take ourselves too seriously and we encourage all kinds of jokes and memes, no matter how lewd or inappropriate they may be.

    Forget about boring rules and strict admins, on our server, anything goes! Want to discuss your favorite anime? We got you covered. Want to make jokes about characters with huge boobs? Go right ahead! We don’t judge, we just laugh.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join us in hacking into other servers and filling them with NNB hentai? It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, we’re all about having a good time and not taking things too seriously. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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  • NTRcraft SMP – Netorare Adventures

    NTRcraft SMP – Netorare Adventures
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5479
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Votes: 8288
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4407 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take cleaning to a whole new level with the Rimjob Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and the Wombs of the Gods archive – because why not?

    Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, here you can post your “loyal” waifu only to discover she’s not as loyal as you thought! Watch as your trust shatters and your waifu secretly hates you for being a cringy cuck. But don’t worry, the bulls are here to steal and impregnate your waifu while you watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!

    As a bull, you get to tease cucks, steal their waifus, and make fun of them for being horny cumdumpsters. And for the waifus/avas out there, you can post and see if any bulls or cucks bite, ramble on about your love of big cocks, and contemplate cheating on your current partner. It’s a drama-filled adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So come join us on this insane journey through Minecraft, where cleaning takes on a whole new meaning. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy stories await you in the Rimjob Edition SMP!

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  • FunkySmellCraft SMP

    FunkySmellCraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9072
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ores Mined: 4425 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only smell you’ll be sniffing is the sweet aroma of victory! Our server is so funky, even the creepers wear disco pants and breakdance before exploding. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to be crowned the Funkiest Player of them all. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and get ready to smell the fun!

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  • CreeperDareGoneWild

    CreeperDareGoneWild
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6304
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6360 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft dare? Join our server and prove your bravery by facing challenges that will make you question your sanity! From building a house on top of a floating lava pit to battling a horde of zombie chickens, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your survival skills). So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history!

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  • KirbyCraft: No Rules, Just Blocks!

    KirbyCraft: No Rules, Just Blocks!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5147
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, u won’t even believe the crazy shenanigans that go down in this place.

    first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?

    and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.

    so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.

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  • CraftyKidsMC

    CraftyKidsMC
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6142
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

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