New Minecraft Servers 2025

traumatic brain injury Minecraft Servers

traumatic brain injury Minecraft Servers

  • ConcussedCraft

    ConcussedCraft
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2416
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ores Mined: 7992
    Votes: 1802 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 22 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 1280

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u hit ur head and u think ur fine but then u start acting all weird and stuff? well, this server is like that but in a fun way! join us and experience the wacky world of minecraft with a twist!

    we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin, literally! like, one time someone built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots u out into space. it’s wild, man!

    and the players on this server are like no other. they’re all a little loopy in the best way possible. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. one time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was hilarious!

    so if u wanna have a blast and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way, come join us on this server. it’s a concussion-inducing good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

    BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1369
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Crops Grown: 7827 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyTransfusionsMC

    BrainyTransfusionsMC
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3511
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how when u hit ur head rlly hard and u end up in da hospital? well dis server is all bout helping u get back on ur feet afta dat! we gots blood transfusions and stuff to help u get better faster and be more independent! join now and u’ll be back to mining and crafting in no time! ur brain will be so happy u joined dis server, trust me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

    GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8484
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

    And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FameCraft Minecraft Server

    FameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4406
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4800
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

    SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3268
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

    Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

    Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6979
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanishingVibesMC

    VanishingVibesMC
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1171
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraftAbuse

    HolyCraftAbuse
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6133
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 365 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ores Mined: 9463
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

    but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

    Nukeproof Ocean Salvage
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8489
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 126327 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MagicShroomMadness

    MagicShroomMadness
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9509
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like takin a trip on magic mushrooms, but without the weird hallucinations (unless u want that, then we got u covered).

    our server is so lit that it will distort ur sense of space, time, and self, just like those psychedelic compounds in magic mushrooms. u’ll be buildin ur virtual world one minute, and the next minute u’ll be wonderin if u are actually a blocky character in a pixelated universe.

    join us for a mind-bending experience that will have u questionin reality itself. and hey, if u ever get lost in the virtual world, just remember to follow the rainbow sheep to find ur way back home. trust me, those rainbow sheep know all the secrets of the universe.

    so what are u waitin for? come join our server and let’s get trippy together! 🍄🌈🐑 #minecraftmagic #rainbowsheep #blockyadventures

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP – No Mods, Just Cone-tent!

    Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP – No Mods, Just Cone-tent!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9111
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements. We maintain the original Minecraft feel with a diamond-based economy and no land claims. Our server runs on Papermc 1.20.6 and is located in France.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server.
    Are there any in-game events or competitions? Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for our players to participate in and win rewards.
    Can I donate to the server? Yes, we have donation options available on our Discord server to support the maintenance and development of the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server, but we encourage players to respect each other’s gameplay styles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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