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Traumatic Birth

  • BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

    BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

    So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

    Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

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  • NICUinLawsGoneWild

    NICUinLawsGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

    Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

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  • MommyCraft Minecraft Server

    MommyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your parents trying to crash your post-birth party? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Build your own virtual family of 3 and spend 5 to 7 days bonding without any interruptions. No need to worry about pushy grandparents wanting to check in on you every 30 minutes – on our server, you make the rules!

    But beware, there may be virtual grandparent zombies trying to invade your space and demand access to their virtual grandchild. Will you stand your ground and wait 5 days, or will you cave to their demands and risk a virtual family feud? Only on our server will you find out!

    Join now and experience the ultimate post-birth bonding adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and hilarious at the same time? Don’t be unreasonable like your parents – join us and let the virtual fun begin!

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