traumatic birth Minecraft Servers

Traumatic Birth

  • BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

    BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

    So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

    Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NICUinLawsGoneWild

    NICUinLawsGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

    Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommyCraft Minecraft Server

    MommyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to crash your post-birth party? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Build your own virtual family of 3 and spend 5 to 7 days bonding without any interruptions. No need to worry about pushy grandparents wanting to check in on you every 30 minutes – on our server, you make the rules!

    But beware, there may be virtual grandparent zombies trying to invade your space and demand access to their virtual grandchild. Will you stand your ground and wait 5 days, or will you cave to their demands and risk a virtual family feud? Only on our server will you find out!

    Join now and experience the ultimate post-birth bonding adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and hilarious at the same time? Don’t be unreasonable like your parents – join us and let the virtual fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Atwas.ru – Opportunity server. Minecraft server

    Atwas.ru – Opportunity server. Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Atwas.ru – Flying server: SkyBlock, Anarchy, Creative, SkyPvp, SkyWars, BedWars, Mini-Games

    atwas.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental, vanilla, SMP
    Snapshot Updates Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
    Current Version 1.21.4 (or Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5 / 1.22)
    IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Pandamium? Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server.
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include The Garden Awakens Drop, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, Creaking, Pale Garden, Pale Oak Wood set, and more.
    What unique features does the server offer? TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, custom advancements, and more.
    Is there a helpful staff team available for assistance? Yes, there are multiple moderators online on the servers and on Discord to assist with any issues or requests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Quest 1.20.1

    Eternal Quest 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – because on this server, your favorite 2view oshi will become the next big thing, even without Hololive! Can you imagine the chaos and madness that will ensue? It’s gonna be lit, fam! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the rise of your oshi to superstardom in the Minecraft world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LifeChangingSMP – Small choices, big impact!

    LifeChangingSMP – Small choices, big impact!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, so like this one time I was just chillin’ on this Minecraft SMP server and I was like, “Should I join this server or nah?” And let me tell you, that small decision CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.

    I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. It was INSANE. And then I met this dude who said he could teach me how to ride a dragon and I was like, “HECK YEAH, SIGN ME UP!”

    Next thing I know, I’m flying around on a freakin’ DRAGON, breathing fire and causing chaos everywhere I go. It was like a dream come true.

    So yeah, if you want your life to be a crazy adventure filled with magical creatures and epic quests, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMillionaire

    CraftyMillionaire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of grinding away in the real world trying to become a millionaire? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual millionaire in no time!

    Join our server and start your journey to riches by mining virtual diamonds and selling them for insane amounts of virtual money. Who needs a real job when you can just dig for diamonds all day and become a Minecraft millionaire?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with virtual gold bars worth millions of virtual dollars. All you have to do is find it and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you can live out your millionaire dreams in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP