Traumatic Birth MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

family, new mother, MIL, traumatic birth, Needs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

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NICUinLawsGoneWild

pelvis, traumatic birth, homecoming, NICUinLawsGoneWild, Conflict Resolution

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

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MommyCraft Minecraft Server

family dynamics, Church, toxic relationships, grandmother-grandchild relationship, mother-daughter relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

giving birth, traumatic birth, Grandchild, family, #breastfeeding

Are you tired of your parents trying to crash your post-birth party? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Build your own virtual family of 3 and spend 5 to 7 days bonding without any interruptions. No need to worry about pushy grandparents wanting to check in on you every 30 minutes – on our server, you make the rules!

But beware, there may be virtual grandparent zombies trying to invade your space and demand access to their virtual grandchild. Will you stand your ground and wait 5 days, or will you cave to their demands and risk a virtual family feud? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now and experience the ultimate post-birth bonding adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and hilarious at the same time? Don’t be unreasonable like your parents – join us and let the virtual fun begin!

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SAARS Minecraft Server: Craft, Build, Survive!

Server, IT firms, societal perceptions, cheap labour, cultural bias

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Bollywood movie? Look no further, because our server is filled with South Asians who are not just here for IT work, but also to dominate in building epic structures and slaying dragons!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with a samosa in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. Our South Asian players bring a whole new level of spice to the game, literally – have you ever seen a creeper explode into a cloud of curry powder? It’s a sight to behold!

So come join us on our server, where stereotypes are shattered and creativity knows no bounds. Who knew that South Asians were not just tech wizards, but also Minecraft masters? It’s time to break free from the mold and show the world what we’re made of – one block at a time!

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CarShame Minecraft Server

car decorations, pink leather seats, sibling support, sibling communication, car customization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

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SkinnyMomNoShame

back pain, self-perception, eating habits, mother-daughter relationship, Chronic pain

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

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BlockyMemeMadness

bizarre websites, eccentric, peculiar, BlockyMemeMadness, UNUSUAL

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

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BlockyBorschtBattle

hostage takers, hostage crisis, international news, CounterTerrorism, extremism

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

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BlockPartyTime

BlockPartyTime

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

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