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  • ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

    ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

    Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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  • BlockyBoysJustice

    BlockyBoysJustice
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a good time, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.

    But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane events and competitions you’ve ever seen. From building competitions to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

    HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join cuz it’s like, a total hostage situation, but in Minecraft! You’ll be burned, beaten, and starved for realz, but don’t worry, it’s all for a good cause. The Health Ministry is like, keeping track of all the crazy testimonies to submit to the UN. So, like, come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness. It’s like, a total adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, you’ll totally impress all your friends with your epic survival skills. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft hostage challenge!

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  • RoughCraftChildhood

    RoughCraftChildhood
    If they didn’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamond swords. We have a secret underground base where we hold group hugs and share our deepest childhood traumas while building pixelated castles. Trust us, after spending a day on our server, you’ll forget all about your rough childhood and start worrying about how to fend off a zombie apocalypse with a fishing rod. So join us now and let’s heal those childhood wounds one block at a time!

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  • CraftyComradeSuicide

    CraftyComradeSuicide
    lol join our minecraft server or u might end up like this ukrainian teen who got relocated to russia and then did the big S word. like wtf bro, just join our server instead and have a good time. we got so many cool things like flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends faster than u can say “creeper aw man”. so come on, don’t be a sad ukrainian teen, join our server and live your best minecraft life.

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  • BlockbusterPain

    BlockbusterPain
    Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

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  • Parental PvP Legacy

    Parental PvP Legacy
    come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

    studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

    Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

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  • Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

    Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server
    Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

    Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

    Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

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  • BlockyMayhemMC

    BlockyMayhemMC
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

    we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

    oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

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