Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”
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Blocky Therapy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to mess you up in the best way possible!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!
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CraftingRage-FreeMiddleAgedMan
join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience ketamine-assisted psychotherapy in a virtual world! we got rage-filled middle-aged men overcoming antisocial traits and severe alcoholism left and right! one guy was chuggin’ booze like it was water but now he’s building epic structures and makin’ friends with creepers! come chill with us and let ketamine help u overcome ur demons while u mine for diamonds and fight off zombies! it’s a wild ride, but hey, it works!
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TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.
But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!
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CraftyWarriorsMC
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape ur own personal hell like these indians who thought they were going to russia but ended up in ukraine lol u will face epic battles and live with trauma from the crazy adventures u will have on our server lol u will never want to leave once u join our server lol come join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever lol.
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CursedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of angry chickens start attacking you for no reason! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs decided to start a dance party in the middle of your castle? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting.
Plus, we have a strict “no censorship” policy, so feel free to curse like a sailor without any judgment. Just make sure Minnie isn’t around, because apparently, she’s not a fan of the word “c*nt.” But hey, who needs that word when you can come up with even crazier insults to use on your friends?
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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CraftyShitSurvivor
If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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Mom’s House Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s living situation? Look no further! Our server is like living with a chaotic family member who never respects boundaries or cleans up after themselves.Join us for a wild ride where you’ll constantly be guilted into making space for someone who can’t even pay their electricity bill on time. Experience the thrill of dealing with a smoker who can’t be bothered to smoke outside and puts your life at risk with their reckless behavior.
But hey, at the end of the day, they’re family, right? So come join our server and experience the ultimate test of patience and love for your fellow players. Just be prepared for some serious drama and triggering moments that will make you question your sanity. See you there!
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CreepCraft: Childhood Trauma
Remember that one movie you watched as a kid that you thought was all fun and games, but ended up giving you nightmares for weeks? Well, imagine that movie on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server! Join us if you dare to relive your childhood trauma in pixelated form. Our server is so intense, it’ll make that “seemingly harmless” movie look like a walk in the park. But hey, who needs sleep anyway, right? So come on in and face your fears head on…or should we say block on?
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NoSmokeNoPokeMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.
So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!