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  • RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

    RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will scar you for life in the best way possible! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you around the server.

    Once you survive that ordeal, you’ll be greeted by the server’s resident llama king, who will challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worth. If you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens.

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You’ll have to find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a chicken doing the cha-cha.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for an experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

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  • OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

    OuchiePain Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

    So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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  • LifeFuckedMeUpMC SMP

    LifeFuckedMeUpMC SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and enchanted weapons that shoot out rainbow lasers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a squad of killer bunnies that will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, which will grant you three wishes (but only if you wish for more diamonds).

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night? Yeah, we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning sick beats. It’s lit, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is priceless. Peace out, homies!

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  • Gene War Legacy – Minecraft Server

    Gene War Legacy – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even your grandkids will feel the hype! Join now and your future generations will be genetically blessed with the power of Minecraft skills passed down through the ages. Imagine your great-great-grandchild dominating in PvP battles without even picking up a sword, thanks to the epic genes they inherited from you playing on this server. It’s like a real-life superpower, but in block form. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of your bloodline with the power of Minecraft. Join now and secure your family’s legacy as the ultimate gamers of all time!

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  • BrotherGoneBanter

    BrotherGoneBanter
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to forget about your guilt over electric skateboard accidents and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, without any death certificates or tantrums in sight.

    Need a break from feeling like you’re not a priority to anyone? Come join our server and become the top priority of all our virtual villagers! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead?

    So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who won’t threaten divorce at the drop of a hat!

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  • Stabbed Space Invasion

    Stabbed Space Invasion
    come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?

    we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.

    if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!

    SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”

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  • TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    TraumaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your FWB troubles behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about age differences and unequal relationships, because here, everyone is equal – as long as you can build a killer castle, that is. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, just like your ex’s ex-wife did when she married that older dude.

    Don’t worry about taking things too far, because on our server, the only thing that’s too far is the distance between you and the nearest diamond mine. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where drama is just a distant memory and adventure awaits at every turn.

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

    PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

    So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

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