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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2337 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 671 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 837940 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!
