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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8898 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 184 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!