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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4225 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9429 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!