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  • Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

    Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo fam, listen up, because my brain is about to explode with the glorious insanity that is this Minecraft SMP! 😂💥First off, if you join, you’ll instantly gain the power of choosing whether to be a lame noob or a chaotic legend – basically, it’s like that one time I accidentally drank six cans of expired cat food-flavored soda (don’t ask, long story) and became an unholy taco supreme. 🌮✨

    Okay, so imagine this: you log in and BOOM! You’re in a biome where every tree is actually a giant meme lord with googly eyes, and they’ll only give you wood if you tell them your darkest fears. While we’re at it, you might randomly trip over a 1,000-ton block of dirt that was obviously placed there by ancient Minecraft gods who really REALLY hate logic. 🤷‍♂️

    Oh, and I once saw a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to Jupiter (don’t ask me how, I wasn’t the one building it) and it had a pet llama that could only say “YEEEEEET” every time you hit a jump. Like, who needs realism when you have a llama with dreams of space fame? 🦙🚀

    But wait, there’s more! This SMP has a notorious ‘Epic Fail’ event happening every Tuesday where people try to break the world record for the most lava jumps without turning into a crispy nugget. 🌋🍗 Spoiler: I tried once and my character ended up having a marriage ceremony with a lava block. We invited all the cobblestone – BEST day ever, but illegal in seven dimension realms!

    And if you have bad vibes from that one drink you can’t even SEE anymore (like that time I took a sip of my uncle’s mystery punch and woke up with a pet goldfish named Kevin who only knows how to roll over), then fear not! Because here we respawn and forget that trauma faster than you can say “Minecraft is life.” There’s literally a whole therapy session mod where we just recycle our cringe and turn it into diamond armor. 😂💎

    Join us, or just keep living in your sad little single-player world where the only drama is between your cat and the missing socks. You’ll be missing out on so much LOLZ; it’s like being stuck on the couch while the party bus goes to dimension 420 where everyone’s a potato! 🥔🍕 Come be a part of the legendary shenanigans before I convince my pet goldfish to run for president. What’s even happening?! Let’s goooooo! 🎉✨

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  • El Peluca Sapee

    El Peluca Sapee

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    Server free the sapee wig! have fun on this survival server! Build as you wish and without limitations survive being surrounded by other players, not to mention mobs. come in now! minecraft server 1.12.2

    elpelucasapeefree.aternos.me

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  • Create Stellar CyanDeserts

    Create Stellar CyanDeserts

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    Welcome to Create Flavored CyanDeserts.

    we are a Create Flavored Server. our goal is to create a large community of players who love Create Flavored and modded in general. we have pretty light server rules to ensure everyone has fun and gets to build what they want!

    Features: – /Home – /Tpa – /Rtp – /Spawn – Time Based Ranks

    51.222.121.177:25593

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  • Nexuspublic

    Nexuspublic

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    NexusPublic is a Fun BoxPvP / Kit PvP server with grindy gameplay and a friendly Community!

    play.nexuspublic.com

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  • EndemicMC

    EndemicMC

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    A survival server you can become endemic to.Brought to you by the owner Potatergamer and other various gamers working to put together a fun and friendly server for you and your friends to hangout on.

    Endemicmc.net

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  • Spleef.pw

    Spleef.pw

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    Welcome to Spleef.pw. We are a brand new server that houses classic games such as Spleef and Skyblock. These classic games have been revamped, modernised and made into better quality versions! You’re going to love them. Join now to check them out yourself!

    Some of our many features include: – Cosmetic crates – Voting crates – Skyblock – Spleef – Skyblock crates – Ranks – Keys

    spleef.pw

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  • Divictusgaming

    Divictusgaming

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    DivictusGaming #1 Minecraft Server in Bulgaria

    Custom Texture Packs, ModelsCustom Made World BossFree2Play server with obtainable tokens to buy ranks

    mc.divictusgaming.com

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  • Raidens PvP

    Raidens PvP

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    Do you like KitPvP! Great! If you don’t, this server still has minigames for you to play and try out. This server is currently a wip, so staff is needed! Customly skripted by the owner, me, this server should have anything you’d need! 😀 Just hop on the server @ RaidensPvP.minehut.gg

    RaidensPvP.minehut.gg

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  • havitgames

    havitgames

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival, Skyblock, Bedwars, Kit-pvp, Essentials Economy, Crazy Crates, 1.8 Combat, Version-1.15.2, And Lots More Coming!! MAX PLAYERS-(35)

    havitgames.minehut.gg

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  • Melonmc survival

    Melonmc survival

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    Welcome to MelonMC: The Ultimate Survival Adventure!

    Embark on a thrilling journey in a world brimming with possibilities at MelonMC, the premier survival server that will keep you captivated for hours on end. With an array of unique features, a warm and welcoming community, and a dedicated team of staff and management, we guarantee an unforgettable gaming experience.

    Custom Dungeons: Prepare to test your mettle as you delve into our meticulously designed custom dungeons. From treacherous traps to fearsome foes, each dungeon offers a challenging yet rewarding experience. Gather your friends, strategize, and conquer these epic adventures together.

    Claim with Chests: Protect your hard-earned possessions by claiming your land with chests. Create your own safe haven and establish a base that reflects your unique style. Build, explore, and immerse yourself in a world where your imagination knows no bounds.

    The Casino Experience: Take a break from your survival endeavors and try your luck at our fully-fledged casino. Feel the rush of excitement as you step into a realm of high stakes and endless entertainment. Engage in classic games like roulette and blackjack, or try your luck at our thrilling crash and slot machines. Will fortune favor the bold?

    Friendly Staff and Management: At MelonMC, we pride ourselves on our exceptional team of dedicated staff and management. Our knowledgeable and friendly staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, we strive to ensure your time on our server is enjoyable and hassle-free.

    Join MelonMC today and embark on an extraordinary survival adventure like no other. With custom dungeons, claimable lands, an exhilarating casino, and a supportive community, the possibilities are endless. Prepare to forge alliances, conquer challenges, and leave your mark on this immersive world. Are you ready to embrace the MelonMC experience?

    play.melonmc.net

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  • Myfh

    Myfh

    New Minecraft Servers

    Myfh is a Minehut server that is fully skripted! When you join you can do /pickaxe and start mining stone! This isn’t very exciting, but once you level up more you can mine better blocks, and once you get to level 1000 (not that hard, trust me) and prestige! Prestige gives you access to even better blocks and a better currency used to buy better items!

    Myfh.minehut.gg

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