Join our server and witness epic battles between players wielding nothing but moonshine and banjos. Build your own trailer park kingdom and defend it against rival clans of mullet-wearing warriors. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the elusive European white trash – they may be a rare sight, but when you spot one, it’s a sight to behold!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wild, wacky world of white trash Minecraft like never before. Who knew Europe could be so trashy?
But fear not, for these bugs are not your average creepy crawlies. They have evolved to be super intelligent and have created a utopia where everyone is welcome, as long as you bring your A-game when it comes to building and surviving.
Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where bugs reign supreme and lithium batteries are the currency of choice. Who knew that a simple Minecraft server could turn into a bug-infested paradise?
Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go. We have no rules, no restrictions, and no limits to how toxic you can be. Want to grief someone’s base? Go for it. Want to steal all their diamonds? Be our guest. Want to set the entire server on fire? We’ll even give you a flint and steel to help you out.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly toxic tournaments where players compete to see who can be the most obnoxious and annoying. The winner gets a special prize of… absolutely nothing because we’re too cheap to give out rewards.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your toxic side run wild. Just don’t be surprised if you get banned within the first five minutes.
Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this wife had with her best friend. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Alex, are we right? We promise to provide you with a server experience that will make you question all your relationships, just like this guy questioned his marriage.
So come on over and let us help you cut ties with all the Alex’s in your life. We may not offer couples therapy, but we do offer a fun and entertaining Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices. See you on the server!
Our server is like living with a sibling with ADHD who refuses to take their meds – unpredictable, chaotic, and always keeping you on your toes. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players who need it (although it may not help much).
Just like Eve, you’ll feel like the only adult in the house as you navigate through our server filled with players who can’t seem to handle basic household management. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a partner who drops the ball when you need them most.
And if you’re looking to start a family, our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills. See if you can handle the hard everyday parts of parenting or if you’re just in it for the fun parts (we won’t judge…maybe).
So come join our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s kick some anthills and have a blast!
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
Welcome to our Vanilla & Lifesteal server, where the essence of pure gameplay meets the thrill of life-draining battles. Dive into a world where every encounter is a test of skill and strategy. Join us in the heart of the action, where vanilla simplicity intertwines with the exhilaration of lifesteal mechanics. Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other, where every moment is charged with excitement and intensity.
But that’s not all – buckle up for a whirlwind of excitement as we host thrilling events weekly! From epic battles to daring challenges, there’s always something new and exciting happening in our dynamic world. Join forces with fellow adventurers or go solo as you compete for glory, rewards, and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Vanilla & Lifesteal server and be part of an unforgettable gaming journey. Adventure awaits!
LemmonMCC.minehut.gg
It is a super nice server, come and enjoy, it is good since there are clans and many other things such as protection blocks and a store to buy what you want. The money is obtained by doing jobs or mining in the different mines.
akiomc.com:19132
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Description | Java Survival is a multiplayer server that allows you to experience vanilla Minecraft with other players. Every block is hand-placed and mined. Moderators and admins play the game like everyone else, without personal gain commands. |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
A: Yes, all players are welcome to join regardless of experience level.
A: No, the server is focused on vanilla gameplay with custom plugins that enhance the survival experience without giving unfair advantages.
A: You can contact a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord to report any rule violations.
A: No, griefing other players’ property is against the server rules and will result in consequences.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules.
A: The server has a maximum player capacity to ensure a smooth gameplay experience for all players. If the server is full, you may have to wait until a slot becomes available.