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PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

Characters, CreeperCrusher, Curious, DiamondDiva, different, Diverse, gameplay, Gaming, Intriguing, Minecraft, Multiple, Mystery, one guy, Personalities, Players, reason, RedstoneRuler, smp, speculation, Storyline, TheBlockBuster, unfamiliar, Unique, unknown, Variety, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	447639
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	142
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

alien encounters, celestial phenomena, cosmic mysteries, Eerie sounds, Extraterrestrial Signals, Futuristic technology, interstellar travel, mysterious sounds, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, space oddities, Space Travel, spacecraft communication, spacecraft malfunction, SpacecraftSillies, spaceship anomalies, Starliner spacecraft, strange noises, Technology, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchantments Applied:	129
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	641	Players Killed by Monsters:	9209
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!

PoodleMixMadness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Underground Cities Explored:	3

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta hear dis crazy story. so, like, there was dis scientist dude who was like, “yo, let’s make some super healthy designer dogs by crossbreeding poodles.” but guess what? turns out, it was all a lie! dem crossbreed dogs ain’t even healthier than da purebreds!

so, like, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we got crazy builds, epic quests, and even a secret underground dog breeding lab (jk, dat part ain’t true). but seriously, join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb diggity. trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a partnership between LaLiga, Spain’s top football league, and EA SPORTS, a leading video game developer. It brings the excitement and thrill of LaLiga’s top teams and players to fans around the world through the popular FIFA video game series. With realistic graphics, gameplay and official licenses, LALIGA EA SPORTS allows players to experience the intensity of LaLiga matches in the comfort of their own homes.

✨ Aeltheria: Where Villagers have better job security than actual people

Actual, Adventures, Aeltheria, Auctions, collection, cosmetic, Currency, Economy, Equipment, FANTASY, Fishing, Job, Lands, Lore, Magic, Npcs, Path, people, plushies, Quests, Ranking, SECURITY, smp, Storage, titles, Treasures, villagers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3663
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4428	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. The best part? You don’t have to pick just one job—you can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet our friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys, which contain exclusive wraps, powerful rods, and more! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only, so you won’t miss out on anything by not purchasing them. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank! This convenient feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for one of many adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, numerous custom titles, and so much more. We’re just getting started, and we can’t wait for you to join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.aeltheria.com in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find the rules on our website or Discord server.
Q: Can I create my own custom jobs on the server?	A: Currently, we only offer a set of predefined jobs for players to choose from. However, we are always open to suggestions and feedback from our community.
Q: How can I earn Petals?	A: Petals can be earned through various gameplay activities such as voting, ranking up, and participating in chat games. They can also be purchased to support the server.

DemonLordMC Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Demon, DemonLordMC, FANTASY, Gender Identity, gender transformation, Hero, Level 1 Demon Lord, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, One-Room Hero, relationships, romance, Server, shape shifting, shapeshifter, Supernatural, transformation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	528039	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can marry a Shapeshifter and never have a dull moment! Imagine the possibilities – one day your partner could be a beautiful princess, and the next day a rugged lumberjack. Who wouldn’t want that kind of excitement in their life? Plus, think of all the fun role-playing scenarios you could come up with! Join us now and experience the wildest love story of your Minecraft life.

SMPQueenBee: Minecraft SMP – >fatally shot by boyfriend

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Votes:	7255	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6744	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being fatally shot by your boyfriend (whose name shall remain a mystery). But don’t worry, the toll has already been paid for this wild ride of a server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

SisTeaseGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Boundaries, canceling plans, communication preferences, condescension, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, family visit, hurt feelings, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, overreaction, phone calls, Respect, sensitivity, Server, sibling rivalry, SisTeaseGoneWrong, teasing, text messages, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3935
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where your sister can’t send condescending gifs to your wife! Our server is a safe haven for those who prefer phone calls over texting, where you can build your dream world without any annoying family members teasing you. Plus, if anyone dares to make fun of your communication preferences, you can just block them with the click of a button! Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where you can play in peace. Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

WeddingCraft: No Intellect, No Invite!

acceptance, autism, Boundaries, discrimination, family dynamics, group home, high functioning, inclusion, INTELLECT, intellectual disability, intellectually disabled, intellectually disabled partner, invite, major corporation, Narcissistic, relationships, Rude, social stigma, special needs, STEM doctorate, Understanding, wedding ban, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	8181
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1050
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, twists, and turns at every corner.

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life sitcom, where the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable are constantly pushed. Just like my sister, who decided to move in a profoundly disabled dishwasher she met at a restaurant. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the most unexpected places?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous and entertaining as my sister’s life choices, come join us! Just remember, drama is our middle name and anything goes. See you there!