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TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	123547	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	4511	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	244	Love Letters Sent:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	888864
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2962
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Animals Bred:	176
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	750113
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9120
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	5155
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3962	Magic Items Found:	8691
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥