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  • Dungeon Delver Minecraft SMP

    Dungeon Delver Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9335
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Towns Built: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges for the title of TNT Champion! Or how about our legendary “Sheep Racing” competition where you can bet on your favorite woolly friend to win big prizes?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous “Diamond Thief” who roams the land stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to catch them and claim the bounty?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation

    SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3558
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have a special Horny Genie Edition for all you naughty players out there! Join us for a fapping-focused adventure like no other, where you can plap to AI perfection with our advanced AI technology.

    Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – all coming together for some wild and crazy fun. No limits here, just make sure to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed.

    Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Join our server and dive into a world of AI slop like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical genie who grants your wildest wishes (wink wink).

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our Minecraft SMP server and let the insanity begin. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you in our Horny Genie Edition world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

    Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4753
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5804
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie llamas, and building a castle out of rainbow blocks! Our server is so out of this world, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on Mars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like models of your favorite celebrities, LoRa training scripts that will make you a Minecraft master, and even a special section for pony lovers (PonyXL, anyone?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s time to get DEGENerated!

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  • Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7201
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7907 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 464
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

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  • Breed Me Minecraft SMP

    Breed Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9595
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

    Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

    If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

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  • Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

    Trash Talker Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 4937
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

    The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2325
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Farms Harvested: 436 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

    But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

    So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

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  • haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

    haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Potions Brewed: 71 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8128
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Ores Mined: 3136 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

    Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

    Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

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  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5303
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Mines Excavated: 2766 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4202
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

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  • Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

    Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3455
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

    So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

    And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

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  • GreekPixelmon Survival

    GreekPixelmon Survival
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9497
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

    GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

    greekpixelmon.minecraft.best:25566

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  • Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7757
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Crops Grown: 6761
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

    What awaits you on our server?

    PvP Arenas

    Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

    Economy

    Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

    Jail

    Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

    Features of our server:

    Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

    Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

    Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

    Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

    Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

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  • Date Night Minecraft Server

    Date Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4016
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Potions Brewed: 110
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Items Found: 2738

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

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  • Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5000
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

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  • FrescaGate Daycare

    FrescaGate Daycare
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9772
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Enchantments Applied: 178

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

    Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

    With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8418
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

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  • CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!

    CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 384
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of choosing between money and family in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to choose at all! Join us and build a mansion made of diamonds for your family while swimming in a pool of emeralds. Who needs money when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually your long-lost cousin looking for a family reunion. Join now for a chance to reunite with your dragon kin and become the richest family in all of Minecraft!

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