Trash talk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
UFC GAME THREAD Minecraft SMP

Colby Covington, Colby Covington vs. Jorge Masvidal, Fight, fight night, Game, GAMETHREAD, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, slurper, smp, Thread, Trash talk, ufc, UFC 272, UFC Analysis, UFC Discussion, UFC Drama, UFC Fans, ufc fight night, UFC Matchup, UFC predictions, UFC Talk

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

body acceptance, body positivity, BOOTY, cellulite-covered ass, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, FAT ASS, funkg, Funky, gf, Girlfriend, jiggle, love handles, Minecraft, plus size, self love, smp, Squishy, Thick, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, voluptuous

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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New Server IP
Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

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TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

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New Server IP
ParentalInvasion Minecraft Server

4th of july, AITAH, bossing around, busy bodies, Cats, Damage, family, Farm, father in-law, Father’s Day, gossip, gossipy, House, husband, in-laws, invite, karate, Kids, Military, Minecraft, mini me, move in, ParentalInvasion, parents, Pets, photography, relationship, rent free, Server, shut up, sister-in-law, Trash talk, underhanded comments, Yelling

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly invading your personal space and trying to take over your home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual fortress and keep those pesky in-laws out!

Imagine a world where you can create a moat filled with lava to keep them at bay, or build a giant wall made of diamond blocks to show them who’s boss. On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate defense against unwanted visitors.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours. From parkour courses that will test your agility to PvP battles that will show your in-laws who’s the real boss, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can finally keep your in-laws at a safe distance. Trust us, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

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NarcissisticCraft

Awareness, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, emotional well being, mental health, mental health education, mental illness, Misinformation, narcissism, NarcissisticCraft, ONLINE, poor people, Psychology, seeking help, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, stigma, Support, Therapy, Trash talk

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄

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New Server IP
Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, BLOCK, Minecraft, Party, Server

Oh no, you’ve stumbled upon the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! But don’t worry, that’s a good thing. Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. They were greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offered them enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on.

But that’s not all! This server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a burger so delicious that players have been known to fight over it in epic battles that shake the very foundations of the server. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little bit crazy, a whole lot of fun, and filled with surprises around every corner, then look no further. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

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New Server IP
GuraCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, GuraCraft, hololive, japanese, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, shark, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our resident YouTuber, who will guide you through epic adventures and challenges. Watch out for the VODs of our members, they’re so wild you’ll be laughing for days!

But that’s not all, follow us on Twitter for daily memes and updates, and check out our TikTok for some seriously funny content. And don’t forget to listen to our original songs that will have you dancing in your Minecraft boots!

Oh, and did we mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and unforgettable moments!

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New Server IP

Crescenta SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla meets Vanilla Ice’s underappreciated role as a cartographer! Ages 13+ only.

3D exploration, AGES, balancing tweaks, Brewery, Cartographer, Colonization, Community, Conquest, Crescenta, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Diplomacy, Dynamic world, endless content, flavor plugins, Ices, ImageFrame, immersive experience, meets, Nation building, new features, New Gods, player-driven, Role, Semivanilla, smp, spice plugins, Stable Economy, Underappreciated, Vanilla, War

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19.x – 1.20.x Java (any Java version 1.19 and above)
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/2sDw5dc3TF

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
3D exploration with Bluemap
Resource balancing tweaks
Community-oriented plugins

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft versions 1.19.x – 1.20.x
Is there a custom world generation?	Yes, the server has custom world generation with new biomes and features
Can players join nations and conduct diplomacy?	Yes, players can join nations, conduct diplomacy, and even declare war
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Players are requested to be 13 years or older due to the server’s Discord community and Discord’s age policy

HolyLandCraft – Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, control, gaza, Government, HolyLandCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, West Bank

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! In this wild and wacky world, Israel now controls X! Why, you ask? Because they have the best builders in the world, of course! Rumor has it they built an entire city out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get us started on their redstone contraptions – they can make your wildest dreams come true with just a flick of a lever.

Join us on this server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the rarest materials are hidden. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await in this crazy world where Israel reigns supreme. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
VitaCraft – Where Life Begins (Minecraft server)

back touch pad, Begins.., gigabyte, graphics, handheld, Japan, Killzone Mercs, lawsuit, Life, memory cards, Minecraft, Nintendo, Normie, poor decisions, PS1.5, ps3, psp, PSTV, Remote Play, Server, Sony, Train wreck, Uncharted Golden Abyss, vita, Vitacraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!

Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.

So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).

So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!

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New Server IP
Hobbitcraft SMP

Active Staff, Community, Community Projects, Communitydriven, Competitions, Comprehensive Resources, Custom Features, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, hermitcraft, Minecraft, player-driven, Seasonal Updates, smp, social media, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vanilla, Vanillaplus, Website

Welcome to Hobbitcraft!

Server IP: play.hobbitcraft.comVersion: 1.20.4Gamemode: Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

🌟Why Join Hobbitcraft?

Hermitcraft Fan Server: Are you a huge Hermitcraft fan? Hobbitcraft is the perfect place for you! With over 4 years of service, we’ve built a thriving community inspired by Hermitcraft. Our server uses similar datapacks, including 1-player sleep, more mob heads, and armor statues.

Community First: We believe in building a friendly and inclusive community. Whether you’re into grinding mega-builds, engaging in silly roleplays, or simply enjoying a well-balanced economy, you’ll find your niche here.

Active Staff: Our dedicated staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We’re always ready to help you out.

Custom Features: Enjoy unique plugins and custom features that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the vanilla experience. Experience Hobbitcraft’s custom-coded advancement pack, revamped fishing loot pools, custom items, and more!

Events & Competitions: Regularly scheduled events and mini-games keep the fun going and create great memories!

Player Economy: Engage in a robust player-driven economy. Trade with others, start your own shop, and climb to the top of the economic ladder.

🎮 What We Offer:

– Friendly Community: Our supportive and active players make every newcomer feel at home.– Community Projects: Participate in large community builds and projects.

– Vanilla+ Experience: Enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with enhancements that add more fun without changing the core gameplay.– Custom Plugins: Experience custom plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.– Seasonal Updates: Look forward to exciting seasonal updates and events.– Comprehensive Resources: Access detailed FAQs and patch notes in our Discord to stay informed and up-to-date.

🤝 Join Us Today!

If you’re looking for a welcoming community, exciting events, and endless adventures, Hobbitcraft is the place for you. Connect with us and start your journey today!

Website: https://hobbitcraft.ccDiscord: https://hobbitcraft.cc/inviteServer IP: play.hobbitcraft.cc

🌐 Connect With Us:

Stay updated with the latest news, events, and updates by following us on our social media platforms:

Instagram: @hobbitcraftsmp | https://www.instagram.com/hobbitcraftsmpTikTok: @hobbitcraftsmp |https://www.tiktok.com/@hobbitcraftsmpYouTube: @hobbitcraftsmp |https://youtube.com/@hobbitcraftsmp

play.hobbitcraft.cc

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New Server IP
Minecraft server: /feh/ – Fire Emblem Crafters

Battles, Community, Crafters, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, Events, feh, Fire, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, guides, Heroes, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, News, Nintendo, RPG, Server, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tactics, Tips, Updates

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Fire Emblem Heroes, where you can summon heroes to help you conquer the land!

We have an event calendar that will keep you on your toes, with surprises around every corner. Need some guidance? Check out our links and guides to become the ultimate hero summoner!

But wait, there’s more! Want to know what it feels like to summon heroes without spending a dime? Try our Summoning Cost Simulator and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even the previous players couldn’t handle the excitement. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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New Server IP
BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

air operations, American technology, BlockyBoys, British warning, China, fighter planes, Five Eyes, foreign pilots, intelligence officials, Leave, military talent, military training, Minecraft, naval forces, People’s Liberation Army, Pilots, Server, taiwan, training programs, U.S. officials, Western nations, white men

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you on a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Join our server and leave your worries behind, because here, white men are not allowed! That’s right, we’re all about diversity and inclusion, so if you’re not a white dude, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret mission to train the best fighter pilots in the world…in Minecraft. That’s right, our server is where China comes to recruit the best of the best to train their pilots. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re ready to join a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you know about Minecraft, then come on down to our server. Just be prepared to leave your white dude status at the door, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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New Server IP
DADALAND Minecraft server

DADALAND, donation, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

Vanilla, vulture, survival without donation!

dadaland.ddns.net

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New Server IP
CraftyLove Minecraft Server

bars and clubs, blind dates, CraftyLove, dating apps, Dating strategies, finding a girlfriend, hobby groups, love life, matchmaking services, meeting new people, Minecraft, networking events, online dating, relationship advice, relationship goals, romantic pursuits, seeking companionship, Server, singles events, social activities, social gatherings, speed dating, Volunteer work

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Are you ready to find your in-game soulmate? Look no further than our server! We have a dedicated “Dating District” where players can mingle, flirt, and even get married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start your quest for love (and diamonds)!

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