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UFC GAME THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

body acceptance, body positivity, BOOTY, cellulite-covered ass, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, FAT ASS, funkg, Funky, gf, Girlfriend, jiggle, love handles, Minecraft, plus size, self love, smp, Squishy, Thick, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, voluptuous

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5897

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Crops Grown:	9235	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	525451
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

ParentalInvasion Minecraft Server

4th of july, AITAH, bossing around, busy bodies, Cats, Damage, family, Farm, father in-law, Father’s Day, gossip, gossipy, House, husband, in-laws, invite, karate, Kids, Military, Minecraft, mini me, move in, ParentalInvasion, parents, Pets, photography, relationship, rent free, Server, shut up, sister-in-law, Trash talk, underhanded comments, Yelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	556642	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly invading your personal space and trying to take over your home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual fortress and keep those pesky in-laws out!

Imagine a world where you can create a moat filled with lava to keep them at bay, or build a giant wall made of diamond blocks to show them who’s boss. On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate defense against unwanted visitors.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours. From parkour courses that will test your agility to PvP battles that will show your in-laws who’s the real boss, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can finally keep your in-laws at a safe distance. Trust us, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

NarcissisticCraft

Awareness, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, emotional well being, mental health, mental health education, mental illness, Misinformation, narcissism, NarcissisticCraft, ONLINE, poor people, Psychology, seeking help, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, stigma, Support, Therapy, Trash talk

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	8284
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2428	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Animals Bred:	83	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Villages Defended:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	6394

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)