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CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	121516	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Potions Brewed:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7374
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	565	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9545	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1944	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	6172	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

redline.mcmem.ru

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	2467	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mines Excavated:	2913
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	2693	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!