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ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4071
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5670
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Divine Spears Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	235	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7244	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3549
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	149
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!