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PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	74
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	827	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	2957	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	8109
Dimension Hops:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchantments Applied:	242
Mines Excavated:	3975	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	704	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	216
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	5819	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Votes:	6177	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2554

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

NEW ERA

Adventure, building, Community, contributors, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Gaming, growth, Launch, Minecraft, new era, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Support, Survival, Survival Games, TEAM, TheEzeYT, Unique

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to NewEra!

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

play.nuevaera.xyz:19218