Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics gone wrong. Imagine a world where your son uses your car more than you do, and then proceeds to destroy it with toothpaste. Yes, you read that right – toothpaste!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a father, a son, and a mother who just doesn’t give a hoot about the car. Will the car ever be fixed? Will the son learn his lesson? Find out on our server!
Join now for the ultimate adventure filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the CIA Deputy Director is talking about it! he said that joining this server is like making a hostage deal with fate and putting your destiny in the hands of Hamas! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there!
so come on, join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history! who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next! just remember, on this server, anything is possible!
We are a fresh 1.21 survival server with:
| 🗳️ | Polls for everything on the server |
| 🌐 | A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border |
| ⚔️ | Teams for you and your friends to create and join! |
| 🛡️ | Claims to prevent players from griefing your home. |
| 🗺️ | Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live. |
If you want to check it out, join using the information below:
If you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well:
Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server using the provided JAVA IP, BEDROCK IP, and Port.
Q: What features does the server offer? A: The server offers polls, a world border, teams, claims, and dynmap to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: Do new members get any special perks? A: Yes, all new members spawn with a pet frog.
Q: How can I prevent griefing on my property? A: You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the community? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the provided link.
Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle evil mobs with a diamond-encrusted banana, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and a secret society of dancing cows. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about cheating exes and crazy ex-in-laws. Plus, you can create your own virtual family without all the messy custody battles. Build a beautiful home, adopt some virtual pets, and live your best Minecraft life!
Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a cheating ex-husband when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s make some blocky memories and forget about all the craziness of the real world.
Join us for endless stockinette stitching on circular needles, color changes for ribbing, and top-down raglan sweaters galore. No need to worry about rude comments or scowls here – just pure crafting bliss.
And if you ever need a break from knitting, our server offers epic adventures, insane stories, and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. So grab your needles, join us, and let the creativity flow in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. See you in the virtual world!