LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW!
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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL
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Jefferson’s Air Balloon Fun
LOL come join this cray cray minecraft server where we have flying pigs and hot air balloons just like Thomas Jefferson wanted in 1784!! Fly over Philadelphia like Jean Pierre Blanchard in 1793 but watch out for creepers trying to ruin your historic flight! We also have a secret underground lab where you can create potions that make you jump super high or turn into a chicken for funsies. Join now for a wacky adventure through time and space, only on this insane minecraft server!
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CraftyComradesUS-RussiaFlight
come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on a llama while shooting fireballs from your hands. our server is so lit, even moscow is asking for direct flights to come play with us. join now and become the ultimate minecraft champion, or else the creepers will take over the world. let’s goooooooo!
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AirWarsCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we turn every block into a runway for airplanes! we got pigs flying helicopters, cows doing barrel rolls, and sheep parachuting from the sky! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you try to survive and build your own military base among the madness. join now and experience the thrill of dual-military use airports in poland like never before! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!
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GF Car Test Fee Split
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like this in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who can drive better – you or your girlfriend! Will she pass the driving test and earn the right to drive back from the facility in Minecraft style? Or will you show her who’s the real master of the road?Join now for crazy adventures, epic challenges, and the chance to prove once and for all who deserves to split the cost of renting a car for a driving test! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the games begin!
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NoRide4UChauffeur
Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your coworkers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the daily grind of being someone’s personal chauffeur! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into running errands for your lazy colleagues. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the disgruntled employees gather to plot their revenge… Join now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!
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Ancient Tracks Transport Co.
haha so like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to ride on 22,000-year-old tracks!!! like, that’s older than my grandma’s grandma’s grandma!!! but wait, there’s more! these tracks are the earliest evidence of transport vehicles, like, cavemen were riding around in style way before cars were even a thing! join now and be a part of history, yo! 🤣🚂🦕 #cavemantransportation #minecraftmadness
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FiancéTaxi Minecraft Server
Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work, just like our friend here who works 12-hour shifts and still manages to find time to play. Need a break from reality? Join our server and let your creativity run wild.
Forget about driving your fiancé to work after a sleepless night – on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want with just a click! No more dizziness, muscle twitches, or lack of sleep – just pure, unadulterated fun.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs taxis when you can fly around in creative mode? Let’s build a world where anything is possible – together!
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CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation
Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!
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Blocky Health Quest
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!