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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7410 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5914 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)