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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7982 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)