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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW! -
Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!
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Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind! -
SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.
With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?
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10KidsNoWayInLawsStay
ðĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!ð Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?
ðķðž Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!
ð° Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? ð
So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! ðŪðĪŠ
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MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!
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ForgetMeNotCraft
ForgetMeNotCraft, unforgettable feeling, unforgettable journey, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable achievementThe time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies! -
PagerPals Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story! -
CraftyUkrainians
so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.
so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.
come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! ððĪŠðĨ