Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waiting up until 4 AM for your partner to come home from work, only to be met with a shocking response when you ask for a simple heads up next time.
Our server is all about respect and staying connected as partners, even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation and need some advice from our community of players.
So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for expecting your partner to let you know if they’re working late! Trust us, the drama in our server is just as intense as in real life.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about subtle red flags again because our players are too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to be sketchy. Plus, nothing says romance like bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and diamond swords.
So why settle for a boring dinner date when you can impress your crush with your mad mining skills and show them your heart-shaped house made entirely out of pink wool? Join our server now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) flow!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling dragons and creepers with your trusty diamond sword.
Forget reality, this server is where dreams come true and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.
so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.
We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.
Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!
if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.
but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.
so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.