But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being put on a strike system for having a ruptured cyst or growing tumors in your uterus. In fact, we encourage you to take all the sick days you need to heal and recharge. Our CEO even holds meetings to make sure you’re feeling okay and to discuss your favorite Minecraft building techniques.
So come join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with unsympathetic managers. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and most importantly, take care of yourself without any judgment. Because on our server, your health and well-being come first.