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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7432 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7590 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!
