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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9095 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to dubstep all day long. why join? well let me tell ya, our server is run by a bunch of llamas who are secretly aliens in disguise. they will take you on wild adventures to the moon and back, where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens.
plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can boogie with skeletons and party with endermen. we also have a giant floating castle made entirely of cheese, because why not?
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join the fun! just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they seem.
