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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Buildings Constructed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	3989	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	4558	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchantments Applied:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

NoDistractionsAllowedMC

Accidents, advertising, Awareness, banned, billboard ads, distracted driving, distraction-free, distractions, Driving, enforcement, Laws, mobile devices, NoDistractionsAllowedMC, PHONES, policy, Public Safety, regulations, road safety, Safety, Texting, traffic

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchantments Applied:	102
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	628681	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, current events, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military presence, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North Koreans, peace talks, Politics, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	5973
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goods

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!