imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!
an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!
Join our server if you wanna witness the most epic robot dance party of your life. These robots are so precise, they can pick up a single pixel and place it exactly where it needs to go. It’s like watching a robot ballet, but with more blocks and less tutus.
And get this, sometimes the robots break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions while they work. Picture it: a robot singing “I Will Always Love You” while delicately placing a block of dirt. It’s pure magic, my dude.
So, if you wanna experience the ultimate robot pick-and-place extravaganza, come join our server. It’s like a circus, but with robots and Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hermitcraft like vanilla server |
| Community | Accepting of everyone, zero discrimination (16+) |
| Size | Small yet growing community |
| Economy | Player shops + Diamond economy |
| Datapacks | A few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun |
We look forward to seeing any and all new members 🙂
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server type? | The server is Hermitcraft like vanilla server. |
| Is there any discrimination on the server? | No, we are accepting of everyone (16+). |
| Are there player shops on the server? | Yes, we have player shops and a Diamond economy. |
| What kind of datapacks are available? | We have a few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun. |
We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.
Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!
Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?
So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦♂️
Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨
The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂
In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!
