But seriously, you gotta join this server cuz we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds everywhere. And the creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. Join now before the villagers start protesting for chicken rights or something!
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CraftyQueens Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!
come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!
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StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind! -
Gender Surgery Fun Land
LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?
JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!




