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And let me tell you about the community on our server. We’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique personalities and playstyles. From the hardcore PvPers to the chill builders, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.
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Our server is home to the most epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will give you quests to complete in exchange for enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly Community | Play, make friends, and enjoy the game together! |
| True Vanilla Survival | Pure Minecraft survival, no invasive plugins or land claims. |
| Active Multiplayer | Tons of players online, always something exciting! Events, teams, Nations, Mayor of Spawn, cooperation and competition. |
| No Pay-to-Win | No payments, donations, or ranks—everyone’s on equal footing! |
| New & Growing | We’re building a great community. Join us and be part of the adventure! |
| No fancy spawn | Unless you build it! Everything is player-built in vanilla survival. |
| Hard Difficulty | Team with others to survive. |
| Like Hermitcraft | Bigger community, more fun! Express yourself and be inspired by the creativity of others. |
| Java & Bedrock | Play and make friends on any device! |
Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival Minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. We do not allow stealing, griefing, or unwelcome PVP.
Discord: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun
Server IP: mc.creaking.fun
Java IP: mc.creaking.fun
Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with friends? | Yes, you can join with your friends and play together on the server. |
| Are there any rules against griefing? | We do not allow griefing on our server. Respect other players’ builds. |
| Is there voice chat available? | Yes, voice chat is available for players to communicate with each other. |
| Can I play on both Java and Bedrock? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. |
| Are there any payments required? | No, there are no payments, donations, or ranks required to play on the server. |
But wait, there’s more! We also have mostly JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and Yoiyume_Fuwamu! Plus, we’ve got Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place!
If you’re looking for a wild time with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy, then this is the server for you! Don’t miss out on the sheepy fun – join now!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!