You can build yourself a virtual castle fit for a queen and slay virtual dragons like the bad-ass warrior you are!
Forget about being a woman in real life, on this server, you can be whoever the heck you wanna be! So come join us and let your inner queen shine!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!
Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They built a house out of rainbow blocks and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They lived to tell the tale and became a legend among players.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and even ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…a talking parrot who gave them magical powers! And that player went on to become the ruler of the entire server, all thanks to our “just enjoyers” community.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pigmen who ride around on giant chickens and battle against evil mobs with bacon swords. Join them in their quest to protect the server from destruction and earn yourself a bacon sword of your own!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Welcome to the world of “just enjoyers” – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
Our server is the perfect place for those who just can’t resist a good fight. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie looking to blow off some steam, our server has everything you need to satisfy your inner fighter.
And the best part? You can walk away from a fight whenever you want without any lingering anger or rumination. So come join us and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun environment. Who knew Minecraft could be such a therapeutic tool for resolving real-life conflicts?
Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Literally Vanilla.Legitimate Vanilla is a (practically) entirely vanilla server, made to give minecraft players a feeling of how a truly vanilla minecraft server would look & feel like.
This means there are:
1. NO Rules2. NO Staff
What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.
legitvanilla.cloudnord.net
We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
| Proximity Voicechat | This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it |
| Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks | For quality of life enhancements |
| Coreprotect | Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing |
| Hard Difficulty | |
| Democracy | All major server decisions are voted on by the players |
| Updates | To new versions soon after they come out |
| Vanilla-like Configs | TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc. |
| Friendly Community | |
| Minigames and Events | |
| Group Projects | |
| No Pay to Win | |
| Apply Here: | Application Form |
Yes, as long as you follow the rules.
Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.
Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.
Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.
Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.
But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!
So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!
Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.
Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?