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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5682 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 842 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Ores Mined: | 6817 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!
