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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6334 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!