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BrainCraftMC: Chat to Win!

Artificial Intelligence, brain activity, BrainCraftMC, Brains, Chat, Cognitive science, Communication, context-rich, Conversations, intracranial recordings, language models, linguistic analysis, Listener, LLMs, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, researchers, shared meaning, Speaker, Transcripts, WIN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7137	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like ur brain on steroids, bro! our LLMs (that’s fancy talk for Language Learning Models) are so lit, they can decode ur convos and align with ur brain waves, like whaaaat?! it’s like telepathy but with pixels, man. u gotta see it to believe it! come join us and level up ur communication skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, in a good way!

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8977
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6912
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Towns Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mines Excavated:	3401	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mines Excavated:	4843
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!