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Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

20241113, blocky, Committee, Congress, documents, Government, Hearing, HHRG-118-GO12, House, inquiry, investigation, law, legislation, madness, Meeting, Minecraft, Official, Politics, SD003, Server, Session, Transcript, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	658
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Ores Mined:	3178	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3641

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

#youtube, 9/11, Adventures, al-qaeda, before it gets deleted, Bin Laden, blocks, Crafty, current events, digital preservation, Document, Download, Epic, History, humor, important, Join, letter to America, memory-holed, Minecraft, newsweek, Osama, preservation, reminder, sense, Server, Terrorism, Transcript, Video, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	321272
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	333	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.